Sunday, July 3, 2011

Aishwarya Rai doesn't kiss in the movie

Aishwarya Rai doesn't kiss in the movie

The movie itself is semi-ridiculous. During their travels and echoing Lord of the Rings (don't they all?), our adventurers curiously decide to cross the Alps along what seems its highest point. Barbarians travel right behind them just to recapture the boy. We're Goths that dedicated? Don't you think most Goths would have stopped in Gaul or Luxembourg?

The evil sword-seeker storyline is tacked-on and then underdone (Surprisingly, the role isn't played by John Malkovich. Was he busy?). The romance fizzles. Colin Firth's "freedom speech" sounds like Bill Richardson preaching abstinence to the pool loungers at an Acapulco spring break party.

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